Posts Tagged ‘parrot’
Does it speak?
A guy walks in a pet store:
“Do you have a parrot that could speak?” he asks.
“Nope, we sold last one earlier this morning” shop-man replied and continued “but I can offer to you an Owl! Are you interested?”
“Oh? Does it speak?” man asks after a short suprise.
“No, it does not. But it is a very, very good listener.”
It’s the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, one o’clock; no plumber. She concluded he wasn’t coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived. He knocked on the door; the lady’s [...]
Arnie’s watching you
A burglar broke into a house at night. He was creeping through the rooms and searching for valuables to steel as suddenly he heard a voice: “Arnie’s watching you!” Freaked out he turned around and saw a little parrot in a cage. “Ha! A parrot…” he laughed and turned away. But suddenly he heard the [...]
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Hormonal Changes in Female Dog During the Heat
February 8, 2012 19:02 -
How Often Are Dogs Coming in Heat?
February 6, 2012 19:02 -
At What Age are Dogs Coming In Heat for the First Time?
February 3, 2012 19:02 -
Why Are Female Dogs Coming In Heat
February 1, 2012 19:02 -
All About Female Dogs In Heat
January 30, 2012 12:01
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Mario Monk:
Thanks for suggestion. It really is an easier option in places where it is possi -
Just Pets:
Why not get one of those flap 2 way door things so your pet can go out whenever -
Mario Monk:
Ok, thanks for sharing this. But one has to choose where to put it. Can't do you -
Iman Azzoll:
I generally like to stick my finger in my own [censored]. It is customary to do -
Mario Monk:
Whoahaa... It reminded me how my dog jumped over a fence while in heat. Luckily