Why is your dog staring at me?

- Excuse me, why is your dog staring at me like that?

- He always does so when somebody is eating from his bowl…

It’s the plumber

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock. Ten o’clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, one o’clock; no plumber. She concluded he wasn’t coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived. He knocked on the door; the lady’s [...]

Arnie’s watching you

A burglar broke into a house at night. He was creeping through the rooms and searching for valuables to steel as suddenly he heard a voice: “Arnie’s watching you!” Freaked out he turned around and saw a little parrot in a cage. “Ha! A parrot…” he laughed and turned away. But suddenly he heard the [...]

Guinea pig swimming

A phone call to a pet store:

- Hello, I bought a guinea pig from you yesterday and I put her in a swimming pool earlier this morning. She swam in circles for a moment and then dove to the bottom for a rest. Can you please tell me what should I feed her when she’ll wake up?