Arnie’s watching you

A burglar broke into a house at night. He was creeping through the rooms and searching for valuables to steel as suddenly he heard a voice: “Arnie’s watching you!” Freaked out he turned around and saw a little parrot in a cage. “Ha! A parrot…” he laughed and turned away. But suddenly he heard the [...]

Talking to a Horse

A man is watching rodeo on a television. Suddenly he turns to his dog and speaks out loud:

“Just look at that dumb cowboy! He is talking to his horse as if it would understand what he’s saying.”

Guinea pig swimming

A phone call to a pet store:

- Hello, I bought a guinea pig from you yesterday and I put her in a swimming pool earlier this morning. She swam in circles for a moment and then dove to the bottom for a rest. Can you please tell me what should I feed her when she’ll wake up?