Arnie’s watching you
Jokes — By Signe & Mario Monk on May 21, 2010 7:05 pm
A burglar broke into a house at night. He was creeping through the rooms and searching for valuables to steel as suddenly he heard a voice:
“Arnie’s watching you!”
Freaked out he turned around and saw a little parrot in a cage. “Ha! A parrot…” he laughed and turned away. But suddenly he heard the same voice again:
“Arnie’s watching you!”
To get rid of this annoying thing he took a blanket and covered the cage.
“Ha ha… now you don’t see a darn thing you stupid bird!” he shouted.
But the voice from under blanket happily said: “Arnie’s not a bird. Arnie’s a dog.”
Photo by: Tambako the Jaguar
Tags: dog joke, joke, parrot
About Signe & Mario Monk
Hello, we are Signe and Mario Monk. A veterinarian and a writer, a married couple, working together on this website for pet lovers. We prefer positive training methods, and believe the outstanding behavior from our pets may be achieved by cooperating with them, not ruling over them. Read more about us here.
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